Q: Why are people stupid?
A: Cos they're not me.

I wissh people would start thinking with their brains instead of their dicks. It's mortifyin' and angerin' and aggravatin'.

By the way this guy sent me a message on Facebook cos he wants to be my friend! I don't know him from Adam or Eve or whatever that expression is. Why would I wanna be friends with him? Get a friggin' life peopleee!