I ate a packet of Starbuck's Sea Salt flavored crisps the other day and I was amazed by the taste. It was salty. Not as in salty salty but salty salty. Like proper salt. It's casually mentioned on the packaging that they do not use donkey tears to salt their crisps. Which got me wondering. Have I unknowingly been eating donkey extract on other crisps? And how do they manage to get so much donkey tears? Do they breed a special type of donkey that cries 24/7? And keep a bucket just underneath their faces to collect fresh tears? Maybe the scientific name for those types of donkeys is "Donkeynus cryarnus" Or do they keep freshly cut onions near those donkeys? Donkey's tears indeed.

Hiya all. Oh God. It's been a while since I posted something here. Even Kevin took notice!!! And commented about it!!! Hihi. Oh well everything is going real smooth except for the fact that I got paid two weeks ago and a trip to Oxford street just a day later ensured that I got broke-er than I was before I got paid. Hihi. But what to do eh? I'm a girl after all. I spent like 50 quid only on slap only to find out this week that my eyeliner has finished- no wonder tho. The amount of the stuff I put on my eyes everyday is amazing, and I am further amazed it took me like 6 months to finish this one- not a year or so like the previous ones. Everybody goes out with an amazing layer of slap on, unlike in Mauritius so I find myself either running out of it or not matching my skin tone anymore as I've gone a paler shade than when I was back home in Mauritius. Now I've been begging Kev for an eyeliner but he just said "I'll think about it" What's there to think about? I need eyeliner. I just need it. Like chocolate. Now when I am thinking about what I've been ranting on I feel like a vain person. Lord help me. I was never like this back in Mauritius. If there was one thing I couldn't be bothered with, it was make up. But here you know, everyone wears fancy slap. So I try to follow the trend yeah. Yeah.