Hello all. Oh God it's been a while init? So much's happened. I dunno what to say. I don't work anymore and I'm looking for another job. I've joined the gym and I go everyday. I had a nice weekend and me and Kev went to Ikea on Sunday to get a chest of drawers. It was in a kazillion bits and pieces with like 700 different screws and nails and whatnot but me and my babes worked at it. And in less than an hour and a half the thing was done. It was really nice doing it. Some piccies.




Not bad eh?
Yeah and I also got a(nother) haircut which sent my mum "Look at you!" Our friend Jessica got it done in our bathroom. Was quite nice.

Before

After
And as usual I did clumsy stuff. Kevin's uncle came over to stay and this is what I did one day to his toothbrush. I swear it had legs and was moving on its own. Or else it's a world conspiracy. Everybody places everything in a way that when it comes to my turn, everything is gonna go wrong. I was just opening that bloody cabinet to take out my toothbrush yeah, and it just happened.

I felt so shameful. Just two days before I accidentally let his tongue grater fall in the same place. I was stammering when I broke the truth to him cos I felt so shameful, doing this to a guest, who is our uncle. But fortunately he just laughed it off and gave me money to buy him another toothbrush.
Hmm and on Saturday I went to this Mauritian party in the honour of the 40th anniversary of the Republic of Mauritius. Nitish Joganah was singing live. It was so nice hearing his songs. Dilo areter 9hr, Crapo crier... God. It felt like I was back in Mauritius.
Long live Mauritius.
Long live Mauritians.
Long live Mauritians who live in the UK.
And who want to eat glasson raper.