Has Nabisco ever thought about an Ahoy Anonymous project? I think of Chips Ahoy 24/7. Izzat, like, normal? HELP!!!!!

If there’s one thing that pisses me off is when I get in a shop or something and the fucking assistants look at you with that look in their eye… Example; I was at my gran’s yesterday. I went to a supermarket to look for chocolate chip cookies (I’m addicted to the shit). I was looking totally unarmed and looking innocent- it was my out of bed look- large pink pants and a top. I didn’t have any of my aggressive black bangles on- only the pink one with the hearts and a purple fluffy one. Since there was only one packet of cookies, I was really pissed. So I was scowling. And there’s that BITCH there, ugly as hell, walking across the fucking aisle, I saw her, that aisle walker, walking right down across the damn aisle, next to the Hello Panda’s and Viva fruit juice, right next to the Hello Panda’s and Viva fruit juice, I tell you, looking at me as if I was gonna stuff the packet of Chips Ahoy in my pocket. How can you do this? I mean stuff whole packet of cookies in yer pants? I mean, get real girl! If anybody knows the fucking answer, I’m all ears… uh all eyes… I mean like you gotta write it down yeah? So why do they do that? Personally when I’m at my counter, checking-in, I put on a big smile. Guys always tell me I have a fantastic smile. What they don’t’ realize is that the smile is purely a marketing tool. I mean have you ever seen me smile? I look like a total jerk. But I do have nice lips though. So why can’t those dumb assistants smile? I don’t steal cos I got a job. I have to admit that I do steal cookies from my sister or an extra helping of spaghetti from time to time, (Lord help me) but I won’t steal choco chip cookies! (From my sis, I do, but not from racks) One packet costs about Rs 25.00 (≤US$ 1.00, ≤ €1.00) and the sad thing is that there’s only 9 cookies. Shite.

Soggy still has not said yes. I can understand him though, I can. I mean he doesn’t even know it’s him. Pathetic, huh? Well, welcome to the Aveϊsha World- where guys (cute/uncute) thump you on the back and say “hey buddy!” instead of “hi you sexy thing!”

I think one of the most sensible guys right now is Rowan. Not because
“Sunflower Aveish - Aveisha's blog. Aveisha is Vidi's cousin: she's one year older than me and is currently working as hostess. She's got an excellent writing style, coupled with a twisted sense of humour. Watch it :)”

Or even

Hello world, I'm finally 20. Today's my birthday, and I just came back from KFC. I had lunch with SunflowerAveish, her sister Arsha, and one of their friends.I came a bit earlier, and I met Sunflower on the way. We settled down and got ourselves some food, and she lit a small candle on top of a tiramisu cake, while singing happy birthday. It was really unique, and I loved it. I can't remember a cuter birthday ^^I'm happy, and I feel like the merry-go-round-15-year-old-britney-adoring-silly girl. No, heh, of course, I'm not like that. Sunflower and her sis have been really adorable today, and I'm just happy. Of course, you can't ever be completely happy, and for some mysterious reason, Vidi is totally mad at me. And she doesn't want to say why :
But because he is a sweet person. That’s it. Vidi, cut the crap out. I’ll kill ya. Next time I’ll describe the perfect murder, so don’t forget to tune in! Till then, so long Sunflowers!!!!!

Anger
Misunderstanding
Effing nigglement
Bingo
You’re no good
Stupid-idiot-cute-pierced
Not mine but mine someday
Hope! J
(never)

Hi Soggy!
How are you? I’m just writing this letter because I want to express my feelings for you. You’re perfect. Well, for me. The hair could be all spikey and colored but I guess you don’t have the time for it, yeah? You could wear braces but I love your teeth just the way they are. Honest. Those EYES, soggy… light brown and as cute as cute and so attractive too. God Soggy, GOD!!!!! I just wish I could tell you to your face that I love you. I love you so much it hurts and it hurts so much that I wanna cry. But I can’t tell you. I get tongue tied. And God knows I’m not a shy person. I know there’s many differences between us but gosh, Soggy, just gimme a chance. I could make it work, WE could make it work. Just say yes please Soggy, pretty please with sugar on top? When will I actually have you looking into my eyes and hear you say “I love you.” or “Words can’t express what I feel for you.” Soggy please ask me out, please Soggy please?
I rest my case.
I’m waiting for you.
I hope you’re reading this.
I hope you know who you are.
Soggy?

MRUZENunk20 says: “Btw I read ur blog.rofl.Hats off to u..Poor S..U do knw hw to swear u uh..Lol.”
Thanks girl that’s nice of you. To all the others… you may think I have a attitude problem, that’s your problem, not mine, so (picture me with a big sweet smile on my face), FUCK OFF LOSERS.

V.S- you’re a bitch. A big big big bitch. I don’t know how I even befriended you in the first place. You suck big time sweetie, I just wanted to tell you that, I just hope you’re reading this, and if you’re not, I’ll give you the address. But you probably don’t know how to read anyway you troglodyte. You’re illiterate. You have a big fat stone where normal people have a heart. You think you’re smart and mature but you know what you are deep inside. Don’t ever tell me I’m immature ok? The immature one is you. FUCK OFF PISS OFF GO TO HELL.

Friend you are
No longer now
I thought you knew better
Not to contradict me
Tears are long gone
Because it symbolises Immaturity
And you are It
And I don’t want you
Fuck off please
Piss off please
Stop wasting my time